: Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

(This is called "Positive Thinking" )

A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".

(This is self confidence in its peak )

A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it :

"Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!"